Lay on your stomach while pregnant

I purchased a mattress and cut a hole out of so that my wife could lay on her stomach while she was pregnant. I don't think you could use it while you are late in your pregnancy, but it's nice until then.
The mattress is super clean and there isn't anything wrong with it.
She isn't pregnant anymore, so, if you come get it, you can have it.
  • Location: brighton
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Suspicious Hotdog Burying Roll of Quarters by Redwood Tree (Sketch)

I have one rough sketch of a suspect hotdog preparing to place a roll of quarters in a freshly-dug hole, next to a California redwood. The hotdog seems resolute in his task, but there's a definite uneasiness in the air. See picture for a better idea of what you'll be receiving.

Send address for prompt delivery. Can autograph upon request.
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HELP!!! LOBSTERS ARE SCARING US!!!!


( My original ad is below my EDIT
Hi everyone, I was informed that my ad has gone viral. That's ok. I've also heard that we're "Craiglist Killers" Well I guess you can say that since we placed LIVE lobsters in boiling hot water, YUCK.

I've also seen people saying we were covertly looking for a threesome. A threesome with lobsters? That'd be more like a horror movie, lol.

I made some videos while we were making them. We were both extremely scared but we did it after hours of fighting the "bag". I decided to provide links to prove we held our ground against them. We refused to be defeated.

Btw, who in the world would want a threesome with just anyone, AND with lobsters? Wouldn't you need some specifics? Certain standards? Jeez, maybe I'm just crazy. Lol

Anyway, I decided to leave my ad up so you guys can continue to have fun. The world needs more laugher and fun fun fun :) :) :) :) )
Hope you get a chance to laugh as much as I did. Lol

http://youtu.be/2bvk3GfrYWs

http://youtu.be/LvgeShjJ29Y

http://youtu.be/p6lenoM3aJM

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Hi everyone,
Please do not flag as this is NOT a joke. We really need the help.

My husband and I have a few lobsters but we're both VERY scared of them. They're ugly and scary looking. They're in that bag, I tried to see if they'd fit in the pot😔 and was using a stick 😖. I wish we could get a pic picture for you but they are alive moving and we're scared to open the bag. 😖

We don't care if you're a man or woman, older or younger. We just want to be able to eat them.

We're looking for someone who can come over, and prepare them for us. In return, we hope you'll stay and have dinner or lunch with us and make new friends. We're sane, just scardy cats. We live in the Allston village area.

We'll provide anything needed. You just tell us what since we've never made lobsters before.

We're both in our early 30's, we're a mixed couple, black and white. We're not fussy so we'd like someone who's not fussy or stuck up either.

Ideally, you'd come over, set up and prepare the lobsters, get the tail off for us. Once done, we'd just sit in the living room and have dinner or lunch, no fancy setting etc. If you'd prefer to just take yours to go, that's fine also.

Please be a clean person, not neat freak, 'just clean as in washing your hands before touching food or not tasting the food with a spoon and then dipping the same spoon back into it all' kind of clean.

Hoping to get them cooked today Sat 22nd 2014. For dinner or lunch.

Thanks for looking.
  • Location: Allston
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  • Compensation: You'll receive free lobster lunch or dinner and meet new friends :)
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V-1 SPEEDIE DELIVERY ROCKET JET VAN!….PARTING OUT…

WE HAVE FOR SALE A JET POWERED FORD E350 VAN....LAND SPEED BONNEVILLE SALTFLATS RECORD HOLDER...SUPER SEXY CHICK MAGNET TOO!..ASK ANY SMELLY-HOOKER-PIRATE...LOOM LARGE IN YOUR OWN LEGEND!....EASY SPRINGTIME FAMILY FUN RESTO PROJECT....DAILY DRIVER IS CHEAP TO INSURE...PILOT THIS BOMB DOWN TO THE LOCAL CAR SHOW!....SAVE THIS HISTORIC SLED FROM THE SCREAMING FRYING PAN OF SMELTER DEATH...TIRES MAY HAVE AIR. THINK OF THE AWSOME NEUTRAL DROPS!...PULSEJET V-1 FLYING BOMB MOTOR WITH DUAL EXHAUST...ANGRY WIFE APPROVED!...SHE WOULD BE LUVVIN YOU BIGTIME WITH THIS SITTIN IN THE DRIVEWAY....TOM JONES SANG "SHES A WEINER"..HONEST...CONN DEATH CERTIFICATE INCLUDED WITH POST MORTIM MARTI REPORT..GONNA WIN THIS RACE SANG ELVIS AS HE STUFFED HIS FACE EATING DONUTS AS HE FELL OF THE TOILET...LETS GO PILEHUNTING!.JOHNSON! CATCH IT ON TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 8PM ON COX CABLE 15..TOAST CITY HERE WE COME ...MARCIA BRADY MOANED IN EXTACY AS SAM REPLIED TO ALICE'I AM NOT SAM I AM A BUTCHER'...QUESTIONS-SURE!.. I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU A DUMB LOOK AND SCRATCH MY HEAD AND MUMBLE SOMETHING THAT NUTHIN TO DO WITH CHECKERS...FRANCO IS STILL DEAD.JEFF CLARK PICKIN AT HIS TOOTIE... CHOKE WAGON-DOGS LOVE IT!...ALWAYS FANCIED BEING A ELECTRICION BUT KEPT BLOWING UP TOASTERS...QUINCY SAYS I AM DETERMINED.....call [number]..ASK FOR NU-NU-PORKEY...thanks..
  • Location: SOMERS CT
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bitchy goat wanted

My bitchy Lamancha, Lulu passed away suddenly last week and we are all devastated by the loss. We called her the pitbull of goats because she was a tough bitch. Most people hated her but the herd respected her. My herd is mostly Sanaans and they followed her lead. They are lost without a leader. Do you have total bitch goat that head butts and kicks and steps in the milk? Do you have one that jumps up and down when you milk her and you hate her and want to get rid of her but you know no would take her because she's a bitch? Well, I want her and will love her more than you can. I am offering to take the royal bitch off your hands, and I will even come get her. I only want a Lamancha, because they are the toughest of all.

Cheryl
email plz
  • Location: Fortuna
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3 yrs ago you were evicted from ***. I have your dog.

On Feb 9th 2011, you were evicted from an apartment at *** and your old red pit bull was seized by animal control and taken to the kill shelter. She was really skinny and had bad skin infections, and had been bred A LOT. She'd even had a Caesarian, judging by the scar. They said at the kill shelter she was 12 years old. She also had a lopsided face and it looked like there were a few cigarette burns on her head/ears.

I figure you were having a pretty bad time of it, since you were being evicted. I hope things have gotten better for you in the intervening years. Although it's unlikely you'll ever see this note, I just wanted you to know that I have your dog and she is doing great.

The AC named her Cathy, for Catherine Street. She was held for cruelty investigation (she was REALLY skinny) then immediately put on the kill list, which is the sort of irony that happens at Animal Care & Control every day. I like old dogs and I loved Cathy's little lopsided face. A rescue pulled her for me and sent her north.

She gained weight and recovered from her skin issues. Her coat shines now and you can't see the little round cigarette burn marks any more. We spayed her (her hormones were really out of whack from all the litters she had). She has been wonderful with my young daughter, and our other two dogs. And it turns out she loves to swim! She loves fetch too. If she really was 12 back in 2011, that would make her 15 now but I doubt that as she still will go on long hikes with me, and swim and retrieve balls from the bay until she can barely stand... even though, yes, her face is turning white. She is truly an ambassador for her breed, even people who don't like pits will stop and pat her as she happily wags her tail. She loves to sleep in sunbeams, and is so happy to go on walks or swims she just wags her tail with every step.

She is sleeping next to me as I type this, grunting with joy. In fact, she sleeps on my bed every night. Your dog is an awesome dog. We love her so much. The past three years we've had with her have brought us (and her) so much happiness.

If you do see this, we'd love to know how old she is, and what your name for her was. Also please say a prayer for her, as soon she is going to have mammary surgery to remove some small lumps... unfortunately not spaying a dog and breeding her a lot means she is very likely to get mammary cancer, and Cathy has it. Luckily my vet caught it early, so I am hoping Cathy can spend many more happy years with us. She really is the best dog.

P.S. you can't have her back.

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Beautiful Wedding Book Arch

I'm selling this book arch that was the centerpiece of our wedding ceremony. It was custom built from sturdy metal tubing legs with welded feet, an aluminum top arch, and a wooden base to keep it steady. The books have all been drilled out to fit on the frame.

It is currently in pieces (books are heavy and it would be virtually impossible to move fully assembled), but the price includes the frame, base and the 4 large rubbermaid bins of books. It takes a little work to put together, but totally worth it. Before building this ourselves, we looked into having it made for us, and were quoted upwards of $3000.

So if you are having a literary wedding, or if you deal in wedding rentals and are interested in purchasing, don't hesitate to contact me with questions.

Cash only, must pick up, no trades, no returns.
  • Location: Queen Village
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Desperately Seeking a Man with STINK BREATH – w4m

When i first laid eyes on you i couldn't look away. You have hazel brown eyes, curly hair, a 5 o'clock shadow, muscular build and brown skin. Kind of like a young Boris Kodjoe, although he is aging very well if you were his actual age i wouldn't mind. You were ordering a burrito bowl at Chipotle, I remember you ordered the barbacoa with brown rice (good choice!). We exchanged glances while waiting in line and i think you even winked at me. We both were headed to the soda fountain and that's when it hit me. You said "How are you beautiful?", but all i could think about was the smell of your breath! It smelled like someone jizzed into a Frito bag and threw it in a bum. It smelled like someone farted a cheeseburger into a litter box. It smelled like someone lit a homeless person on fire and then smoked a cigarette. It smelled like someone did the Harlem Shake after an extensive cardio workout in a porta potty. It smelled like someone threw up in your mouth like some 2-girls-1-cup shit and then cooked some bacon. After you said that I'm sorry but i just walked away. I wish in the moment i could have looked past your awful breathe and just stuck it out. I had some gum.
  • Location: Philadelphia
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i aint jellus – w4m

take me back baby.i was mad, did things that were bad. I WAS NOT JELLUS THOW
you say I slached you tires. u cant prove nuttin, besides ,my sister says u a punk,so she aint gonna roll on me.....you no I only broke your window cause you was with that white gurl gina,or tricha or wut ever her name.so u gonna take me back.. life is tuff on you if you don't...I just sayin you best take me back.we belong togather.I DONT HAVE RAGE>I have pashion.i love you.SO TAKE ME BACK OR ELCE!!!I know you want me,i know no other gurl will do the kind of things I am willin to do. lets get married. TAKE ME BACK NOW
  • Location: east side
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